HUMOR : POEMS

Wanna Wanna, Wanna ... I wanna diethe lady saidthat was MondayI wanna LIVEshe criedthat was TuesdayI wanna danceI wanna sit, also to sleepI wanna stand, also to walkI wanna be a b .... Date Written: 2010-08-29 19:22:48 Read More of Poem "Wanna Wanna, Wanna ..."	Communicating a No" The answer came first"No-no-no"the question came last"Do you love me?""Yes-yes-yes," the girl said"Oh, I hope not," he said"What?!" she yelled"Well, I don't love you" .... Date Written: 2010-08-13 07:30:18 Read More of Poem "Communicating a No""
The Worst Poet I'm the worst poet that's ever been. Worst poet,and don't you know it. I write for the world,to read my words. .... Date Written: 2010-02-12 19:36:57 Read More of Poem "The Worst Poet"	Wicked Me Wicked me, I'm still ashamed- that is, so I say whenever you ask meI sure was bad most of the time- but then, why were you so charming?Of course, it was my fault- .... Date Written: 2010-02-08 14:56:18 Read More of Poem "Wicked Me"
When Love is A Rhyme Oh, hello my turtledovemy wondrous overloveyou made me coo like a ringdovenow I long to put on my foxgloveand to caress you in truelovemaybe even find a covehopefully .... Date Written: 2010-01-19 08:21:09 Read More of Poem "When Love is A Rhyme"	Taking A Walk With A Very Old Lady Wobbling along in darkened placesone very old and one not very youngIs this dangerous you askYes indeed, I say, very much soset out to be victims we hope for lightnone to b .... Date Written: 2009-12-20 07:37:03 Read More of Poem "Taking A Walk With A Very Old Lady"
The Toad Prince One look at him and she faintedshe swooned and more than passed outyes, off she went to Paradisecomplaining all the way as was her rightwhen the love of her life turned toad .... Date Written: 2009-11-25 09:24:04 Read More of Poem "The Toad Prince"	Suddenly A suddenly-man came to see mehe startled me by suddenly appearingsomehow he had made his way to my doorhis sudden smile sent me tumblingwow, my heart boomed suddenlysudden .... Date Written: 2009-11-18 02:55:49 Read More of Poem "Suddenly"
Kisses for Two Lips Alert: Kisses for you in your cubicle of youyou may not need them, but they are a giftperhaps you don't want gifts, only kisseswell, then kiss yourself and see what you getafter .... Date Written: 2009-11-05 03:06:30 Read More of Poem "Kisses for Two Lips"	When Octogenerians Meet the Old-Time Love of Their Lives Did we dance, I'm not sure we didbut I think we were in love or perhaps we made love?I remember all that happened not too sure about you thoughI'm almost sure, your na .... Date Written: 2009-07-22 18:17:08 Read More of Poem "When Octogenerians Meet the Old-Time Love of Their Lives"
Throne   Sitting upon my throne Crown in my right hand Scepter in my left I ponder-What am I .... Date Written: 2008-06-25 11:38:08 Read More of Poem "Throne"

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