FUNNY POETRY : POEMS

Without Words The air is cool as I sit down to write.My hands shake as I turn on the light.As I wonder what I should say. Night has passed given over to day. I look at the clock as it keeps ticking on. B .... Date Written: 2009-12-27 01:42:15 Read More of Poem "Without Words"	I've Got Balls I've got footballs.I've got basketballs.I've got baseballs.And now,they're showing my balls on ESPN.But the smallest balls I've ever seen?Were golf balls.Ping Pong balls were even smaller.Would yo .... Date Written: 2009-11-11 09:17:21 Read More of Poem "I've Got Balls"
Slurpy Ice cold on a hot day, I long for you with a thirst, Too many flavors for me to choose, but all with a flavorful burst, Today it's "Super Cherry", I fill my cup till it overflows, .... Date Written: 2009-08-30 12:08:45 Read More of Poem "Slurpy"	You Suck You suck, I'm tired of your lies, You suck, you often make me cry, Your suppose to be sweet yet you leave me in misery, I've never cried so much like this to the point that .... Date Written: 2009-08-30 11:35:37 Read More of Poem "You Suck"
An Internet Disguise    In a chat room I was checking her pics .Wow , she was one of those beautiful chicks  .So as we chatted on line , .... Date Written: 2009-08-11 08:25:08 Read More of Poem "An Internet Disguise"	When Dinosaurs Walked .... Date Written: 2009-07-12 07:39:31 Read More of Poem "When Dinosaurs Walked"
The thought Once I thought a thought,I think I Thought the thought.Or maybe now I had the thought,That someone else .... Date Written: 2009-07-11 10:42:55 Read More of Poem "The thought"	The Cheater I go fishing,with dynamite on a string I fly in an airplane,the birds look at me funny I mash potatos,with a pickup truck .... Date Written: 2009-06-13 16:27:07 Read More of Poem "The Cheater"
Retro Kinda Love Im Tonka toughYour so Tinker ToyYour my Butter CupIm your Almond Joy We go togetherLike E .... Date Written: 2009-06-13 16:23:56 Read More of Poem "Retro Kinda Love"	Someone Help Joseph Joseph, Oh Joseph come out of that hole, Your Mom has dinner ready her calling voice hath clearly told, "Stop looking up with those sad little eyes", stop your whimering a .... Date Written: 2009-05-19 22:07:47 Read More of Poem "Someone Help Joseph"
My dinner rabbit The rabbit sat in the rain, looking in my window pane. Day after day this March. The color of wheat, black polka dots, big ears. fat and ripe this bra .... Date Written: 2009-04-01 08:37:12 Read More of Poem "My dinner rabbit"	Stupid Shit I do. I am. I was , my name is Sam. I can, I could, I'll be again. Lost, lonely, cast out on the street. bologna pools of shit. nothing more than shallow thoughts spude forth by weak minds. .... Date Written: 2009-03-18 15:50:09 Read More of Poem "Stupid Shit"
The Squealing Mouse I was sitting in the house just the other day ,and suddenl .... Date Written: 2009-03-07 23:25:00 Read More of Poem "The Squealing Mouse"	A boys mind Pole in hands. String in fingers. Time lingers. A bite, a jerk.  I reel him in without mu .... Date Written: 2009-01-25 08:59:25 Read More of Poem "A boys mind"
Word game2 Would you like to play? The leaves are in a pile.. Please don't leave. Won't you stay a little while? The sky is blue. Sunny the day. The wind blew, all the leaves away. Now so the day is new. Lov .... Date Written: 2009-01-02 02:26:15 Read More of Poem "Word game2"	Lost poem When I write my poems, I write online. the electric went off and I lost my poem. so instead of my wise wit, you can laugh a bit. cause I can't remember what I wrote. Please note, Write the damn thi .... Date Written: 2008-12-27 07:21:48 Read More of Poem "Lost poem"
From the plumber Water dripping, ever so slowly, Dripping on and on. Pipes need fixing can't stand to hear them dripping Floor is soaked soon be gone. Walk with care. Soft over there. You don't want to fall through .... Date Written: 2008-12-02 10:48:40 Read More of Poem "From the plumber"	Go back to sleep Fantasy, illusions, More like delusions. Funny what magic is made.Is there some little pill,is it a thrill, or have you just been laid. A smile on my face cause without a trace I've come and I've g .... Date Written: 2008-11-27 08:22:04 Read More of Poem "Go back to sleep"
Nursery Rhyme The mice come in from the field. Searching for shelter from the cold. Is their fate sealed? The farmers wife is getting old. The carvers knife now rusted and dull I wonder who will take the fall. .... Date Written: 2008-11-16 06:55:35 Read More of Poem "Nursery Rhyme"	Follow The Leader      If   only   I  could  be  the  President , here are some changes that  I  would  make  .  .... Date Written: 2008-10-23 01:44:18 Read More of Poem "Follow The Leader "
The Games That Went Insane    Every four years the Olympics come around, This time it was Beijing where gold medals were found   . I sat in the armchair looking at t .... Date Written: 2008-08-29 16:16:00 Read More of Poem "The Games That Went Insane "	The Winner - A bit of humor Here is The Winner.  A bit of humor. Tell us what you think. .... Date Written: 2008-07-05 06:44:53 Read More of Poem "The Winner - A bit of humor"
Back Seat Capsule   My Dad has got this motor car that goes chug-a-lug-a-lug . He .... Date Written: 2008-06-10 16:37:40 Read More of Poem "Back Seat Capsule"	A Hole Other Story As Ned looked down atop a rockIn sand, he saw a soily sock.“Who left this here?” old Ned inquired.“Perhaps the owner has expired.”An excavation soon revealeda .... Date Written: 2008-06-05 05:18:56 Read More of Poem "A Hole Other Story"
Mammys Thick Ear     Oh Mammy do I really have to go Out to fill the c .... Date Written: 2008-05-21 04:59:49 Read More of Poem "Mammys Thick Ear"	From Dublin To Dallas Well now its as green in Dallas as Dublin they say .... Date Written: 2008-03-10 06:45:26 Read More of Poem "From Dublin To Dallas"
St.Patrick's Day I'm not Irish But I still beleive in St. Patrick's Day If I forget to wear green Just pinch me lightly .... Date Written: 2008-03-08 07:30:17 Read More of Poem "St.Patrick's Day"	An Italian Restaurant In Belfast Anyway there I was on my way through town when I walked into thisItalian restaurant in the centre of Belfast . I sat down and began sipping this red wine until I was drunk,watchin .... Date Written: 2008-03-05 06:57:58 Read More of Poem "An Italian Restaurant In Belfast"
Fairies In The Fire Fairies In The Fire By Paul McCann .... Date Written: 2008-03-02 18:21:09 Read More of Poem "Fairies In The Fire"	A Thick Ear Oh Mammy, Daddy, Uncle JoeI have to clean out Grannys poe .In the back yard I scrubbed it out,A cat climbed up the water spout .Nosey beak .... Date Written: 2008-02-22 03:59:14 Read More of Poem "A Thick Ear"

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