premeditated jackassary : Adult Poetry

But under the circumstances I feel the need.

To explain to the world a brand new fancy.

This would be called premeditated jackassary.

You shove down my throat your rantings and ravings.

Condeming my nature,sex drive and cravings.

You sing and chant of the ending of daze.

Telling me that I live in a gray sort of haze.

Now Ive read the good book and no where does it say.

That I have to listen to lunatics gossip this way.

I have thought and pondered over what to believe .

Then out of nowhere it came to me.

Now let me explain as best as I can.

For everyone can commit this offense.

If at any time you judge another mans life.

You are commiting a horrendous crime.

So I am adding a new commandment you see.

Thou shall not commit premeditated jackassary.

Premeditated Jackassary: when you think up stuff in your head and broadcast it to the world as fact.

When you judge someone that has the same flaws as yourself.

When you dont practice what you preach.you have commited premeditated jackassary.