Whos to say : Adult Poetry

It was all I could do to keep from laughing,boy what a show.

The skinny guy behind the pulpit was ranting and jumping around.

It honestly reminded me a little of bozo the clown.

He changed the words in the bible hell he gave them a whole new meaning.

I found him to be a jackass and quite decieving.

The choir sang beautifuly ,here and there we prayed .

Of course after this they passed a collection plate.

Here is where my confusion comes in .

You have to pay money for sin?

I was not aware that God was short on cash.

So it has to be the preachers secret stash.

The church was in no need of fixing,everything there was just find.

So are we donating so the preacher can buy a BMW on time.

I have heard from people its for charity ,sure it is I say.

With all the money donated to the church then why are there homeless today.

It doesnt say anywhere in the Bible thou shall give me all your money.

So quite frankly I find it all to be funny.

The same place that tells you to live a life with out sin.

Is the very same place that has no idea what that is.

I believe in God ,I also believe he is all seeing.

I can worship him from everywhere ,free from the stealing.

Jesus preached his sermons from mounds of dirt by the water.

So whos to say how you are supposed to honor our holy father.