Her Diddle Bad Habits
Hey diddle diddle
she knows she drinks a little
but she can quit any ole’ time
she smokes her lungs away
it’s only a pack a day
and she likes her voice just fine.
Hey diddle diddle
she knows she likes her vittles
but she’s only a-bit overweight
she can get a bypass
they can tighten her ass
she just hasn’t decided the date.
Hey diddle diddle
she knows she likes to fiddle
but she can’t be faithful to one guy
as long as he- catches her naught
she’ll cheat till’ she gets caught
then she’ll go home and cry.
Hey diddle diddle
she knows she likes the middle
but gossip just has to be spread
she likes the action
to a shocked reaction
no regard for the feelings she tread.
Hey diddle diddle
she knows she likes to piddle
but why do all the work in one day
her house is a garbage pile
it’s been that way quite a-while
it would get cluttered again anyway.
Hey diddle dum
I guess that I’m done
I’ve spun enough verses for this rhyme
I believe I’ve had enough to say
though perhaps another day
I‘ll reveal to you more of her crimes.
Sherrie
Originally Posted On Site: 2008-04-20 17:32:49
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