She kept calling out after him

but he just walked out the door ,

For a moment the world just stopped

and she fell to the floor ,

Suddenly he returned and apologised to her .

He said I’m sorry I short changed you ,

I owe you a dollar more .

 

 

She said  ,

"That’s not the problem that I’m having a moan

It’s…where’s the extra cheese

that I ordered on the phone.

Nobody understands

I’ve got this thing about cheese,

So do me a favour 

and bring me some extra cheese please.

 

 

Oh…Better cheddar, Gouda, mozzarella Camembert,

Parmesan or  Fetta, even Cottage if its there .

Blue Vein , Swiss or Edam , or ricotta on a plate

Gimmie gimmie gimmie,    

for  me all cheese is great ."

 

 

The desperation In her eyes began to tell the tale

         Of a cheese-less woman on her knees , slightly way off the rail  .

He tried to smiled at her

but felt so helpless there 

He promised that he would send her

some extra cheese in the mail

 

 

She said  ,

"Thanks for your trouble , 

I’ll be hanging out for that 

I’m not choosey at all 

just give me what you’ve got

 

 

Oh…Better cheddar, Gouda, 

mozzarella Camembert,

Parmesan or  Fetta, even Cottage if its there .

Blue Vein , Swiss or Edam , 

or ricotta on a plate .

Gimmie gimmie gimmie,    

for  me all cheese is great "

By Paul McCann

Originally Posted On Site: 2012-01-05 05:38:00
Last Login: 05.24.12

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