There's Blow Flies At Our Barby : Giggle Poetry

Those blasted buggers from the bush came round again today.
They knew we were having a bar-b-que and had to have a say.
We've got blow flies at our Barby going susshhh on me mate.
They're going susshhh over the shrimps,
and they're going susshhh on my plate .
I went inside the house to grab a couple of beers and more ,
but the blow flies from the bush came too,
and went susshhh behind and through the door .
They're buggers for the bottle,
they're going susshhh around the beer,
so I had to ring the pest control ,
to pusshh the buggers out of here .

By Paul Mc Cann