I went to the doctor the other day,
Could you help me out ? " I said ,
He looked at me kind of strange
as I kicked the ball up on to my head .
"Tell me, what is your problem ?"
He said looking a little erratic .
I replied ,
"Well Doc the truth is I think I'm a football fanatic ."
I headed the ball up against the wall
and then did a body swerve .
The doctor smiled and said ,
"How's your dribbling
and can you make the ball curve?"
I replied
"It's like the ball's attatched to me with an elastic ."
He smiled and said,
"I'm afraid there's no cure for a football fanatic.
Take some football twice a day on the
and avoid the static."
So I thanked him for his help
and joined a team where I though I might fit .
By Paul McCann
Originally Posted On Site: 2008-07-05 17:33:14
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