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Long Range Forecast : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


 

 

Here is tomorrows weather forecast .

We're in for a change .

 

Earthquakes are predicted right across the dividing range .

 

Some tsunamis around the coast could sweep you out to sea ,

The exact time they will arrive we have no guarantee .

 

With a possible flood nationwide look for higher ground .

 

Tornados can be expected to swirl some things around .

 

There may be periods when the sun appears to turn red .

 

This could be due to toxic gases rising overhead  .

 

Globally the outlook is no different and much the same  .

 

The weather's psychotic and mother natures gone insane .

 

Its raining cats and dogs with every intermittent shower .

 

The birds aren't flying south because its warmer where they are .

 

Polars bears and penguins are hoping for a fall of snow .

 

The oceans are rising fast and they have no place to go .

 

There is a band of pressure that we've never seen before .

 

God knows what it is I can't just predict this anymore

 

 By Paul McCann

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-09-10 08:23:46
Last Login: 05.24.12


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