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It Never Rains In Melbourne : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


If you've never been to Melbourne , then you won't have heard them say,

 

"Yea, there used to be a breeze you know, before it blew away."

When you're on a  Melbourne tram no one see's the clouds go grey , 

so don't take the eyes out of their head or take their dream away .

It only rains at night, in the morning  it's all gone away .

People who live in Melbourne don't think that their weather is strange ,

it spit's lightly until the dusk comes , then all nightlong it rains .

Storms never come during the daytime to give Melbourne a lash .

They never see the thunder or hear the lightening go flash .

With each new day, the people say ,    it happened again last night.

Things could be different  if maybe , for once black could be white .

But no, it never rains in Melbourne , no matter what you think ,

everyone likes to wear sunny's and no one sees them blink .

 

By Paul McCann

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-10-29 06:48:09
Last Login: 05.24.12


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