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Follow The Leader : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


 

 

 If   only   I  could  be  the  President , here are some changes that  I  would  make  .

 

As  the  leader  selected  , elected  by  you , I'd   share  out  all of  the  cake  .

 

I'd  begin  the  spending   by  lending   a  hand  , to  all those  who  can't  get  a  job  .

 Free  phones  for  the  phoneless and homes  for  the  homeless , while  the  taxman  I  would  rob  .

 

More  churches  for  sinners  and  more  lotto  winners  ,every  dog  would  have  a  bone  .

 

For  all first  home  buyers  there  would  be  no  interest , extended out on  a  loan  .

Christmas  would  come once a quarter   ,with  a  card  and some cash sent  to  you from me  .

 

I would ensure  all debts were clear ,

Then I'd revamp the global  economy .

 

Money  makes  the  world  go  around and I'd  make  sure  that we   could  all  have  a  spin  .

 

As  the  powers  that  be  , lets  just  wait  and  see  , follow  the  leader  ,

once  I'm  in  .

 

 By Paul Mc Cann

Originally Posted On Site: 2008-10-23 02:44:18
Last Login: 02.09.12


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