In a chat room I was checking her pics .
Wow , she was one of those beautiful chicks .
So as we chatted on line , things went well .
There were lots of laughs and stories to tell .
As she sat at her keyboard
she typed ,
So , tell me handsome ,
have you somewhere to go ?"
No I typed ,
tell me whereabouts are you ,
She typed ,
In a city called Timbuktu ."
"Hey that's where I am too."
I said to her ,
She wrote ,
"That's a real coincidence sir .
So what part of the city are you in ?"
"I'm lodging down
at the Holiday Inn."
Then she answered ,
"What's your flat number there ?"
I wrote ,
"It's flat 5 "
and then I heard her .
A woman nearby
she began to scream ,
and then
she typed on the computer screen ,
"Listen to what I am going to say ,
I live next door so come in right away.
I'm all alone tonight in number four ."
I wrote ,
"Hey ok "
Then I knock her door ,
She slowly opened up the door to me ,
She was not what I expected to see.
With her false teeth out and warts on her nose ,
Overweight and bursting out of her clothes .
The pics she posted on the internet ,
They were not of her , but a playboy pet .
Sucked in big time man ,
and I had to laugh .
Compared to my size ,she was about half .
Both of us had concealed just who we were .
Under the disguise of our computer .
By Paul McCann
Originally Posted On Site: 2009-08-11 09:25:08
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