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An Internet Disguise : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


 

 

In a chat room I was checking her pics .

Wow , she was one of those beautiful chicks  .

So as we chatted on line , things went well .

There were lots of laughs and stories to tell .

 

As she sat at her keyboard

she typed  ,

So , tell me handsome ,

have you somewhere to go ?"

 

No I typed ,

tell me whereabouts are you ,

She typed ,

In a city called Timbuktu ."



"Hey that's where I am too."

I said to her ,

 

She wrote ,

"That's a real coincidence sir .

 

So what part of the city are you in ?"

 

"I'm lodging down

at the Holiday Inn."

 

Then she answered ,

"What's your flat number there ?"

I wrote ,

"It's flat 5 "

and then I heard her . 

 

A woman nearby

she began to scream ,

and then

she typed on the computer screen ,

 

"Listen to what I am going to say ,

I live next door so come in right away.

I'm all alone tonight in number four ."

 

I wrote ,

"Hey ok "

Then I knock her door ,

 

She slowly opened up the door to me ,

She was not what I expected to see.

 

With her false teeth out and warts on her nose ,

Overweight and bursting out of her clothes .

The pics she posted on the internet ,

They were not of her , but a playboy pet .

Sucked in big time man ,

and I had to laugh .

Compared to my size ,she was about half .

Both of us had concealed just who we were .

Under the disguise of our  computer . 

By Paul McCann

Originally Posted On Site: 2009-08-11 09:25:08
Last Login: 02.09.12


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