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A Kitten Spitting : Animal Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


 

 Who white-washed the window with the kitten ?
I did Daddy .
Then I flung it over the wall .
Why son . Why son ?
Cause it started spitting . Yes son ?
Then hissing .
It stuck out it's claws and all.
Why son?
I tried to bath the pussy cat .
I didn't know it was as hard as it was.
Yes my son kittens don't like getting wet .
They like to lick their fur there
right down to their paws.
They can keep clean without your help my son .
Don't bath the pussy cat .
No matter what you think .
It's not a lot of fun
but Daddy the cat had this really awful stink .
So I lifted her up by her soft fur ,
then I threw her away .
Now no more does she purr.

 

By Paul Mc Cann

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-09-29 08:29:51
Last Login: 05.24.12


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