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12 Days Of Christmas : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Paul McCann


 

 

 

12 Days Of Christmas

By Paul McCann

 

 

On the first day of Christmas my employer offered me a big cut in my annual salary .

 

On the second day of Christmas the boss said to me I'm cutting back cost's of running this company   .

 

On the third day of Christmas the miser handed me a bill for tools and a job in the factory .

 

On the forth day of Christmas I had to endure all of what  the crazy foreman said he thought of me

 

On the fifth day of Christmas when I walked in the door the so and so said they had terminated me .

 

On the sixth day of Christmas the bank they said to me they won't cover that cheque for your redundancy

On the seventh day of Christmas it was said to me that in receivership had gone the company .

 

On the eighth day of Christmas the kids handed me all their letters to post  for Santa ASAP .

 

On the ninth day of Christmas I got down on my knee and asked God  to help me in my difficulty .  

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my wife said to me there was a phone call today from the state lottery .

 

 On the eleventh day of Christmas the news on TV was the Christmas lottery winner who was me .

 

On the twelfth of Christmas I bought back the company and my old boss began working there for me . 

 

By Paul McCann

 

 

 

 

 

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-12-21 07:37:00
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