Some may call them bullocks, sometimes balls and even Bangers
To some they’re known as bean bags and to others hairy hangers
From chin ornaments to chin rests, the ole coin purse or the stones
There are many names we call them depending on where it is we roam
From the men that guard the ass fort to the twins and Richards bells
From the spunk pumps to the sweetmeats to the teabags in the well
From paparia to Pelotas and inari to palle
They even call them notter when you’re standing in Norway
In Germany they are Eier and colhoes in Portuguese
But no matter what you call them they are still the male testes
In Spanish they’re cojones and in gaelic magairli
Sometimes they are just “My guys” when they’re referenced cordially
From nuts to nads and huevos to the cherished family jewels
From potatoes, plums and pebbles to the impregnation tools
To some they are the love spuds and to others they are the loins
Still others call them ping pongs or just the sack which holds the coins
If they’re big they’re Quarter Pounders, If they’re small they are goolies
And if you speak of them in China they proclaim them lan-pah-jee
Yet no matter what we call them, Of this one fact I am convinced
One mere mention of their downfall makes most men by reflex wince
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-05-03 06:08:01
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