Most young people never lived in the days without cell phones.
Growing up in the country we grew up with- party lines. For all
you whom never had to live that way -it’s a telephone line that
hung on the wall attached, with this thing called a cord. Oh my God
OMG (just so you all know this mom speaks text)
kids it twas the dark ages- our line crossed with the lady down
the country road about a half a mile away,
her name was Mrs. Russell.
And she knew more about
our business than we did. Something about growing up that way
made me aware of what I say on the phone,
because someone was listening. And just so you know we don’t
Want 2 listen but you make us hear, your idiot conversations!
Of completely useless, long winded useless cell phone=information!
For some reason I find it completely disturbing everywhere I go
everyone-
has a phone hanging off their ear. And what is really freaking me out
and pissing me off is your rude with them!
Yesterday while shopping for
a mothers day gift, a nightie for my daughters honey moon, and some
Bras for my youngest daughters birthday-
every isle in the department store there was the ding
Dong ringing, ring tones of rude ness.
One woman (lady?) all dressed up in business
attire clomped around like a horse and just kept dialing,
talking louder, loud and rude.
It was as if her cell phone was a tool that was- to be used to get her attention-
Smack her rude authority with
Clomping around all I could hear was the shrill of her way too loud volume and
clomp- heeeeeeeeeee bahhhhh -clomp stomp ring yes,
this is you world and it makes you think
\ your important and not alone, I guess?/
“yes, you can get in on the key pad“ clomp blank stare bleep, ringing, ring club.
Did anyone ever teach any of you, BE HERE NOW- or manners?
Believe it or not children, back in the dark ages we use to make friends!
While out shopping - we called it socialization and we use to say
excuse me- or HI,
that’s right - hear me??? through your annoying too loud ringers
we actually made friends out there- in the
cold dark world of RUDENESS
that was back in the day
we use to have manners- those for certain
Died in the electronic age-
When people weren’t wired up like robots, searching for the deal- pushing
Me out of the way to get to the sale isle and get your electronic hands on
the bra I wanted= just because I wanted it.
Clomp clomp chomp it wasn’t -even- your- too big size. My daughters are
petite and frankly statistically your not ladies, nor are you polite- statistically
And I have found this plague everywhere I have traveled.
. And…….. ……… ……..
I have found in public you’ll do anything to get your way including
Push your big butts in our space to get your way and use your cell
Phone tactics to get it.
The only attention this gets from me @
and I am certain I speak for many is
I find you pathetically rude, hateful and it makes me hope the plague
Is sent via satellite by ring tones, text mail rudeness=
that says zip drive zero
to- the deaf tone hearing impaired =rudest people on earth.
While I write like the bitch slap online= I really am nice and-
in public and around people I actually-
Really---=Do try to smile and be friendly.
OMG there is a person left on earth that
^^^^^^^^knows how to^^^^^^^^
Smile and there is someone left whom tries- to make conversations.
Can I speak to a person please?
My last trip to the airport was the living end of it for me.
I sat next
to this young man with a blue thorny tooth hooked to his head. At first
I wasn’t sure if he was from this planet, ?
he had these red flaring
Darts blowing out of his eyes (I am certain it was electronic zaps= radiation
Positioning()
(~{ and it really stinks to be the only person on earth that seems to see it )
blinking straight to his brain darting death rays 2 anyone who may smile and
Want to make a conversation with him?
. As he called every person he
knew on earth. One dial after another, no one answered.
He left messages to every person.
” Hi this is Chad, I am sitting in the airport in Atlanta.”
“I know I haven’t talked to you in three years.” “ But I can’t sit here and be
alone, for ten seconds without dialing my cell phone brain fart dart!”
Not even, his mother answered his call.
OMG
My cell phone is ringing, let me go check- who it is?
Like dam, its my best girlfriend- she calls my cell way 2 early & 2 many times
in her desperate attempts she has always discussed 2 me 2 nab a husband.
Early in the morning or when its late and she has had 2 many drinks
To repeat her same relationship problems, I have heard a
Thousand times or more!
I don’t have 2 answer it 2 know what she is going to say.
Ring, ring- she can’t get him 2 marry her- its her seventh
Boyfriend she has been engaged 2 in the last twelve years.
I wonder sometimes if she can’t get off the phone long enough
For any of them to ask?
Ring- ring please read this again
2 maybe get zee cell phone blink clomp stomp point?
Zip drive dive blink stink stomp electric jolt bolt
The cell phone chit chat you all
need 2 stop 2-@ U may find you could make?
Some friends, maybe find a mate- who does want to marry you?
Or stay married to you if you just learn to shut up and maybe you will
learn something here =if you do!?
And please someone write a book on cell phone zap rude
etiquettes
No body will listen too,
because they can’t shut up and disconnect zee ELECTRONIC STUPID BLINKS
cell phone dinger dongs -long
Enough to think themselves or read!
Because they are too busy making useless conversations
OMG wake up! Stomp!
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