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What are hot dogs made from : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


Within this tight pink skinned flesh is something they call meat,

Surrounded by a warm soft bun we all eat it like its a treat,

Mustard, ketchup, maybe some relish onions or chilli, theres many different ways to eat a dog and after 2 or 3 thats all it takes to fill me,

But deep down inside we all know that its not all meat inside, there are many ingredients the manufacturers love to hide,

Since I can only guess let me start with this guess list,

Pigs tounges, eyes, ears and their lips, hip bones ground up into a tasty powdered mix, ground squiggly tales just added in for fun, chicken knuckles, cheek bones that use to chuckle, and a smooth salamander skin,

No thats not all theres more to come, The heart of a cow the intestine for sure and all the veins ground to a slurry, umm Im getting hungry you better come fast so tell your family to hurry,

Bring your straws for this succulent treat its best when served hot, or wait a couple of days so it softens up as it peaks after it begins to rot,

Now thats close to what I think youd find wrapped in that crisp skin, but if you dont believe what I say just eat that dog with a grin,

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-07-17 11:41:05
Last Login: 05.05.12


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