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The fart macjine : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


What a great gift, what a great gag,

A fart machine with the pressing of a button a fart could be had,

Off to Walmart my favorite testing grounds, a variety of people to mess with making farting sounds,

Ripe ones and long ones wet ones and strong ones, just pick then select, I love its special effects,

The way it makes people turn and leave, sometimes I get comments like \

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-08-06 01:14:18
Last Login: 05.05.12


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