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Starbucks coffee craze : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


Coffee craze,

People rushing to spend what they earned on some expensive brew,

Starbucks, a dealer of caffeine keeping the hype alive with the steam magically calling unto you,

Addiction fed with the desires and need for speed, Hyperactivity stimulated with every sip youve come to need,

Over 88 million pounds purchased in 2005, an increasing venture as the coffee beans roll in each day,

6.4 billion in total net revenues as the addicts line increases screaming for more,

Now the social scene its cool to be energized and high,

Sitting at the starbucks cafe networked in Im a wireless superfly,

I surf and suck down my fix in a large venti cup, I tell myself I love it, the taste of steamed beans gives me my inspirational rush,

The latest fad, the thing to do, is rush to Starbucks and try their latest brew, this year its coffee we desire,

Next year maybe Ill join you for sniffing the latest glue..

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-07-17 11:46:55
Last Login: 05.05.12


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