Life can be hard when an assholes involved, If you need a fix then read on and your problem will be solved,
Dont get the the ass end all the time, Been there done that and got rid of the ass now lifes just fine,
First to fight an ass you have to be as the ass, find what erks the other person and makes them crazy, Find out what you can do to upset the jerk, dont help out, act really lazy,
Sit around the house and dont cook or clean, Become really grumpy and let out alot of steam,
Eat foods that make you flagilate and stink, Blow an awful smelling cloud their way, Soon theyll start to think,
Before you know it the asshole will pack their bags and move on, Just imagine life with a smile where you can sparkle and shine,
If all the above seems to fail then put tacs in their shoes, Superglue on the toilet seat and laugh when they scream, Their ass cheeks left behind with that awesome glue, use shaving cream to replace the whip cream,
sooner or later theyll take the clue, They better change or leave if they want you, So take my advice and dont be nice to an asshole, or life will be shitty your whole life through...............
Originally Posted On Site: 2006-09-19 23:10:31
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