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What a great gift, what a great gag,
A fart machine with the pressing of a button a fart could be had,
Off to Walmart my favorite testing grounds, a variety of people to mess with making farting sounds,
Ripe ones and long ones wet ones and strong ones, just pick then select, I love its special effects,
The way it makes people turn and leave, sometimes I get comments like ""pig"", ""your Gross"", Nasty"", but I always remember to say excuse me,
The food section is best when people least expect,
So much fun grossing them out it almost leaves me errect,
The joy of this toy is incredible and fun, to see some old lady turn and then run,
Ive cleared aisles, miles of aisles, and seen faces of people who hate it or just laugh, some thinking its wild, Its tons of fun...just do the math..
Imagine the amount of people who stand in the line, they think its time to check out, I think its farting time,
They imagine the smell that came with the sound, they leave their baskets and head for the high hills, while I just laugh rolling on the ground,
Two thumbs up for the toy thats the best, have fun, have lots of laughs and enjoy just being a pest....
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