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Someone Help Joseph : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


Joseph, Oh Joseph come out of that hole,

Your Mom has dinner ready her calling voice hath clearly told,

"Stop looking up with those sad little eyes", stop your whimering and please dont cry.

Ill get a rope and toss you an end but only if you promise to understand,

This hole that I dug was intended for Dean, that "Bully of a kid", the one whose always mean,

So you see my friend I meant you no harm, Here catch this rope it will work like a charm.

Joseph grapped the rope and climbed out of the hole, wiped his snotty nose and then said "I've got to go",

It's dinner time and Mom's making burgers and fries, tomorrow Ill get you back Ryan and make tears sprout from your trickery eyes.

For this little trick nearly cost me a day, hours were lost now I have no chance to play.

 

Originally Posted On Site: 2009-05-19 23:07:47
Last Login: 11.27.11


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