"Come one come all come big come small,"
"No sir", please step back and read the sign, I said.....
The man stepped back to read my sign and this is what he read. "Absolutely,Positively, without any doubt, No Tree Trunks" and Nobody with deep voices, facial hair, or even chest hair, I had pointed out.
Sex,Sex,Sex
I need it bad thats what my head keeps saying,
The urge has grown and I cant keep the urge from exploding,
I'm packed ready for unloading but where are the girls, where are the girls I ask loudly towards the crowd.
Several transsexuals turn and walk away disappointed while several weird men in rain coats with umbrellas do something Id rather not mention.
Well I grew tired of looking, at least I had thought, but my eyes kept on casting out looking for something in my sights to be caught.
You over there miss,
Who me she replied?
Yes you, "How about some Sex"?
Well I never she replied back and then turned and walked quickly and as fast away from me as she could.
"Hmm, a virgin I thought"!
Happily and excited my pecker was still thinking and hornier then ever made me follow this lady all the way to her home.
She never noticed me even when I called out her name that was clearly written across the back of her shorts.
"Bootylicious, Bootylicious, wait for me "I yelled."
She went in her home without even turning to look at me, instead a man with long hair, blond and flowing walked towards me with a shit eating grin on his face.
He looked at me and asked, "Do you need any company"?
I paused and then threw up on his black leather pumps and before I knew it he was screaming at me like some kind of fruit cake in spanish...
I thought I would never find any sex at all so I sat on the curb which was like rock hard and accidentally sat right on my penis which was folded over and underneath my leg.
"Shit, Shit Shit", I screamed out loudly.
An older woman driving by had caught the incident and slammed on her brakes to aid me in my discomfort.
She was happy to kiss the Boo Boo and finally right on the street had given me everything I was looking for. Wow it was awesome and I had shot like a rocket several times. "This woman was a pro I had thought"!
Whats your name I asked her as she wiped the cream from her lips?
She replied Susan and then had smiled....Then she went on ot say it use to be Bob... and again smiled.
I threw up not once but twice and Bob laughed and blurted out loudly "what did you expect your in Sanfrancisco".
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-05-05 12:38:00
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