When my one eyed dog got hit by a truck, you were there.
When I lost my job because we were both drinking on the job, you did'nt care.
When my mom fell down the septic hole and past away, you brought me a beer,
When you got stuck in the chimney trying to be Santa, you brought us Christmas Cheer,
I often think of you holding a cold one in your hand,
With that I understand the coolers full and I can help myself to more then one can,
Being a man its hard to tell you exactly how I feel,
I guess without you I feel like a pole without a reel,
A gun without bullets,
A man without a mullet,
Why people call us Rednecks I laugh but still dont have clue,
So if your not doing anything later please bring me over a brew,
As for my sister, she's off limits my friend,
I got first Dibbs on her when she leaves cuzin Jethro again,
Oh by the way, tonight were making your favorite dish,
No, it aint that carp fish,
Roadkill stew, with a little mystery meet to sweeten the pot,
So pick up a 12 pak on the way over,
Dang, "My sister sure is Hot".!
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