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My bar : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


Dragged myself into this musty bar to ease the pain from my loss,

I sat down and ordered tequilla shots I would soon come to toss,

Now it all started when I got home with a surprise,

I caught my forever in bed and she was with two other guys,

(chorus)Sir, you can drink as much as you like there aint no closing time, we dont use shot glasses and we aint got stinking limes, the bar is the place to ease your pain so have a swig or two, then finish up the bottle will move you when your through,

A bar that never closes I think Ill live right here, aint going home anytime soon just gonna try and dissapear,

Looked around to see the others they all looked like me, as if their life had come to an end and drinking endlessly,

chorus)Sir, you can drink as much as you like there aint no closing time, we dont use shot glasses and we aint got stinking limes, the bar is the place to ease your pain so have a swig or two, then finish up the bottle will move you when your through,

Im normally an upbeat person who likes to plan ahead, but without a forever, without a together, makes me want to drink until Im Dead!

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-08-06 02:20:43
Last Login: 05.05.12


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