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Knock Knock : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


No it this aint no joke, Just checking to see wich friends even know Im a poet, No Im not Tom Cruise dancing in my underwear, across some slick floor trying to get some stares, Its fast times but only in the writers guild, Just looking for a little love on an endless journey uphill, been writing my ass off seems like to no avail, pumping out words to express my inner tales, so if you dig what I write and appreciate my hard work, shoot me a note so I can catch your wind and set sail, been going berzerk trying all different ways, but still no attention from an audience or even a little praise, Dont make me take my own life in a slow cruel way, would you have me eat at McDonalds every single day, Chomping on a Big Mac and eating a supersized fry, Downing a diet coke until I choke while my heart stops and I die, Artteries clogged from all the fat in their food, Some clown on tv tells you this shit is so good, well look at your kids and how fat their getting, Truly its sad to see so many unhealthy kids this is so upsetting, I hear billy's mom next store crying out what happened to my son, He gained 400 pounds this summer underneath the cheesburger sun, Laying on the lawn out of breathe from a jog, I dont pitty his mom because shes the one that made him a hog, Frozen dinners and fried shit everywhere, Parents to busy to even eat with their kids seems they dont even care, They entertain them with food and never go to the park, even their pets are too fat the dog too lazy too bark, So take this wake up clue and heres your wake up call and alarm, Your kids are not animals that live on a farm, they dont need to eat from a trough all the crap thats advertised, Feed them some fresh food thats healthy before they become supersized!!!

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-09-19 22:54:21
Last Login: 05.05.12


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