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If I was a Seagull : Silly Poem

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


If I was a Seagull I would search the sandy beach,

Looking for someone to target then something tasty for me to eat,

I would spend my time soaring, up and down the coast,

feeling happy I was not a turkey served as a thanksgiving roast,

With you in my sites I would plan my dive bomb run,

Drop my load upon your back all in having fun,

Landing close to you, of course I would bring my friends,

a constant squawking tournament that would go on without end,

So as a seagull I cherish causing you vast amounts of grief,

only leaving the beauty of the beach would be your only relief,

With you gone I would party on with all my feathered friends,

Through the night with a birds eye sight I would enjoy the seashores sand.

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-06-24 14:42:28
Last Login: 11.27.11


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