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I once had to pee so bad and I was like outside by a park
standing close to a tree, I whipped it out and just about started when I heard an old lady say ""you cant pee there"", so I moved on and felt so retarded,
I moved down the hillside next to the pond, as I was about to go an old fisherman said""hey I dont want to see your wand"",
So I tucked it back in my pants and went further down towards the stream, I had to go so bad that I was running while holding my thing,
A couple young people saw and I heard them laugh, so I ran faster cause I was about to burst then I pulled out my long necked girraffe,
I let a little out and then noticed girl scouts collecting garbage on the other side, they were looking at me holding myself, the troop leader said girls cover your eyes,
I tucked it back away, and ran into the pond, hidden well in the depths of the water I let loose and just as I finished caught a bass on my well relieved wand
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