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Catfish-Cowgirl : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


Yeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww she hollard as she sat on top, biggest damn catfish id ever seen, held its whiskers like reins and didnt want to stop, Tamed that giant fish on the lake she was queen, The towns people watched as she kicked and it flipped, it bucked and it bounced with its whiskers like whips, she pulled and she smiled in control cutting threw water they ripped, she pouched out her lips and blew all a kiss, soon the catfish tired gave into her way, she pulled into port, catfish cowgirl saved the day...

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-09-19 22:45:59
Last Login: 05.05.12


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