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Blind Date : Online Dating

written by Poet : Jeff Pelsang


We talked for 6 months and we were ready to meet,

Long brown hair, thin and petite,

Ive waited for this moment for a very long time,

We would have met earlier but I didnt have the spine,

Now with courage and certain shes the one,

I can relax and go on a date and have a little fun,

Its saturday and I bought some candy and a beautiful bouquet of flowers,

Im a little nervous and we are meeting in just an hour,

I love her so much and cant wait for our first touch,

But Im gonna be a gentleman, I'll tell her "its ok theres no Rush,

So I hopped in my car to meet her at her favorite dating spot,

I cant wait to meet her, from her pics she looks so hot,

So I pull up to the chinese buffet and my palms began to sweat,

I dried them on my pants until they were no longer wet,

Out of the car I went off to my big date,

I planned for this moment we would meet, even for being casually late,

She said she would wear a red dress in be in the corner booth,

With red lipstick and a pearl necklace, its so hard to be relaxed and loose,

So I opened the door and scanned the restaraunt seeting,

Ahh there she was and she already started eating,

I noticed her dress and necklace and that she had gained alot of weight,

I pulled out a picture, "This cannot be my date",

The facial features looked right but she was really fat,

Oh well her personality is awesome so I can date a girl like that,

I walked up to her table and she smiled really bright,

Gravy dripping down her chin made for an awkward kind of sight,

She pooched her lips out for a greeting kind of kiss,

I put mine to hers and her tounged pierced through my lips,

I could taste the sweet and sour chicken which made me kind of sick,

My heart started pounding, my palms started sweating, and my dick went limp,

I gagged as her tounge went deep into my throat,

Then she finally subsided when the waiter brought her a 64 oz coke,

Stains on her dress and food on display in her smile,

I prayeed for the end of this date as my stomach filled with vile,

All not long she raped me with her eyes,

Her hand slipped under the table and grabbed onto my fly,

I felt it unzip and her hand slid in,

While the other hand kept lifting food back up to her chin,

She gave me a hand job while eating fried rice and pork,

To make eating easier she ate without a fork,

I excused myself and headed for the door,

As I had noticed her adams apple was much bigger then before,

My tires squealed and laid rubber tracks out into the street,

My final online date, Id rather be a computer Geek!

 

Originally Posted On Site: 2009-08-02 13:24:28
Last Login: 05.05.12


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