School and Guys : Funny Poetry

Nagging teachers always say:

No running in the halls

No Kissing in form

No chewing in class

No smoking down the bush

Keep your eyes on the bored not the guy’s behind you

No Guy’s, there’s a totally different subject

Some of them a pretty cool

Not like school

Good looks, great bods, smooth talkers, faster movers, on track minded

But do wee really care?

Not a hope in hell

But then again there are the nerdy ones

That don’t have a hope at all

They are the teachers pets

Just because they are so smart, and that really makes us sick

The teachers think we are ratbags

It’s not our fault every second day we wag

We really are sweet tender little girls NOT

Teacher: You two have red cards go to the principal

It’s not our fault we get red cards

Just because we don’t pay attention in class

Sorry we have to go to the principal now!!