The Cheater : Funny Poetry

I go fishing,
with dynamite on a string

I fly in an airplane,
the birds look at me funny

I mash potatos,
with a pickup truck

I peel apples,
with a Samurai sword

I play poker,
with the Ace up my sleeve

I park in the front,
in the handicapped spaces

I believe in love,
when it is spelled Ménage à tois

I use matches, and gasoline,
to mow my lawn

I ran a marathon,
on a pair of roller blades

I eat Sushi,
when its well done

I play hide and seek,
at a school for the blind

I used a Bic Razor, and damn near died,
my attempted disposal suicidal homicide

 

~E.Rugburn~

Originally Posted On Site: 2009-06-13 17:27:07
Last Login: 07.23.09

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