Retro Kinda Love : Funny Poetry

Im Tonka tough
Your so Tinker Toy
Your my Butter Cup
Im your Almond Joy

We go together
Like E.T. and Reese's Piece's

We live in a real Romper Room
down on Sesame Street
right beside Captain Kangaroo
and Mister Green Jeans

were So Happy Together
just like Mork & Mindy

We  Sit and Spin
on our very own Green Machines
plug our Lite Brite’s in
and play with our Shrinky Dinks

were so awesome together
like Rocky and Bullwinkle

My Erector Set
your Easy Bake Oven
lets play Etch-A-Sketch
give me some of that, Care Bear lovin

We look good together
like GI Joe and Barbie

Captain Crunch has Trix
Polly has Pockets
I have this here Pixie Stick
for your Whatchamacallit

Were so sweet together
like a little Bit-O-Honey

If the Weebles are Wobblin
Dont come a knockin
Its just us Holly Hobbin
gettin our Fraggles Rockin

We play well together
Like Batman and Robin

My lil Seamonkey
was craving Newton’s Figs
Three’s Company
with our Cabbage Patch Kid

Were so cute together
like Kukla Fran and Ollie

~E.Rugburn~