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Once Upon A Halloween Night : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Vickie Peacock


Trick or treat give me something good to eat

Trick or treat think I'll let ya smell my feet

 

Here they come pounding on my door

Don't they know I'm really kinda poor

 

I can't help it if I'm so nice

So I'll give them all a piece of ice

 

Trick ot Treat  Trick or Treat

Don't they all look so sweet

 

The little prince picked his nose

The little devil gave me a rose

 

Off they go to the next house

OMG I saw a big ole mouse

 

Trick or Treat  Trick or Treat

Up and down my feet are beat

 

I'm turning off the lights and going to bed

Ouch I stubbed my toe and now it's red

 

I grabbed my big flashlight

Then got an awful fright

 

Bullet my big fat cat

Was wearing my cowboy hat

 

With my hat on he looked so small

Oh yuck he hacked up a big hairball

 

I took my hat off his head

He fell down like he was dead

 

I rubbed his belly and heard him purr

He really does have the softest fur

 

I crawled into bed and made a wish

I'll be having sweet dreams of my sexy Catfish

 

10-25-2006 By Vickie Hockey

Originally Posted On Site: 2006-11-09 14:05:36
Last Login: 11.01.11


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