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Nailed By A Seagull : Silly

written by Poet : Vickie Peacock


Huffin and puffin I'm climbin up some rocks

Got a little slippery so I took off my socks


Yep they're just a little stinky

Cus I got horny and was being kinky


I'm the Crazy Cowgirl and I got long hair

Oh no I done forgot my underwear


Gruntin and groanin I made it to the top

I opened me up a nice cold pop


About to take a sip I spied me a toad

I looked a little closer then a seagull nailed me with his load


He was laughin as he flew out of sight

I jumped in the lake so I wouldn't stink all night


Gonna plot revenge and pay that bird back

I know I know I'll tickle him on his little seagull sack

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-06-25 02:07:12
Last Login: 11.01.11


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