Twas the night before Christmas when we heard a loud crash
My Catfish jumped out of bed grabbed his gun and was off in a dash
He flung open the door as he looked back at me
Said I looked mighty cute in my hat and Mrs Claus nighty
He put on his hat and rushed out the door
I hollered hurry back I'll be waiting for more
My Catfish cussed at the site scattered on his lawn
He saw presents reindeer a sleigh and Santa in the middle of a yawn
Santa spoke up and said I'm sorry I fell asleep in the sleigh
Mrs Claus has been horny I haven't slept for days
They surveyed the damage and Santa said with a frown
My sleigh's stuck in a tree my reindeer knocked out and Rudolf's nose has turned brown
My Catfish thought for a moment or two
Then he said Santa I know just what to do
They went around back and into the basement
My Catfish knew how to fix Santa's predicament
My Catfish rummaged through all sorts of stuff
Then he smiled at Santa and said yep I've got enough
They were soon outside with arms piled full
My Catfish said now Santa don't give me no bull
My Catfish hollered hey doll would ya like to help
As I walked outside I heard Santa whisper wanna be my elf
Next thing I know we had runners on his truck
So slick and smooth ain't no way we'd get stuck
We gathered reindeer and presents each and every one
Piled them on the flatbed boy this was gettin fun
Then from leather straps a harness was made
It was red and black with a touch of jade
We added some bells and made it complete
No other sleigh could even compete
My Catfish and I went and got our horses
Hitched them up oh my what a site of course
Well dear ole Santa couldn't believe his eyes
He said how in the hell ya gonna make em fly
My Catfish from his pocket pulled a small tiny sack
Magical dust he then sprinkled upon their backs
My Catfish opened the door as he said hop on in dear
He had a big ole grin from ear to ear
He picked Santa up and tossed him in the bed
Ole Santa's face looked pretty dang red
My Catfish jumped in an tied the reins to the steering wheel
He even had a picnic basket with a mouth watering meal
We laughed and shouted on Gypsy on Jada on Ginger and Doc
My Catfish hollered ya'll watch out for that rock
Ole Santa passed out as up in the sky we went
I yelled Yeeee Haaaw it's the best Christmas Eve yet
Flyin through the sky what a sight we were
Jingling bells and whinnies could always be heard
Presents delivered we took Santa home
It was freezin cold at the North Pole
Mrs Claus come out and smiled at us
Then at ole Santa Claus she started to cuss
On our way home flying up so high
We hollered Merry Christmas Ya'll An Have A Good Night
My Catfish and I made it home safe and sound
The horses glad to have their feet on the ground
We were greeted by meows and tail waggin dogs
Kicked our boots off and in the fireplace threw some logs
My Catfish smiled as he walked up to me
He had two mugs filled with hot chocolate and coffee
I said Merry Christmas Hun I sure love you
He whispered Merry Christmas Doll I love you too
12-07-2006 By Vickie Hockey
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-02-24 15:32:55
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