Dashing through the snow
In a catfish lookin sleigh
Over the hills we go
Speeding all the way
Bells on Doc's tail ring
Making Doc uptight
Oh what fun it is to ride and sing
In a catfish sleigh tonight
Catfish grinned, I got horny
And Shauna laughed all day
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a catfish lookin sleigh
Quite a few months ago
My Catfish had a thought
He then asked me out
And I knew my heart was caught
Doc was built like a tank
He used his mind alot
He jumped right over the bank
Hoping to knock us off
Catfish grinned, I got horny
And Shauna's still laughin away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a catfish lookin sleigh
Three or four weeks ago
The story I must tell
The three of us were shoppin
A man in front of us was stoppin
Upon us he did stare
Then at my Catfish he did glare
Well we just walked on by him
My Catfish with a big ole grin
Catfish grinned, I got horny
And Shauna's still laughin away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a catfish lookin sleigh
The ground ain't even white
It's almost Christmas Day
Take the horses out tonight
Spend some time and play
Just find a horse that eats hay
Don't worry about it's speed
Hitch em to a catfish sleigh
And wait, ya better make sure ya pee
Catfish grinned, I got horny
And Shauna's still laughin away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a catfish lookin sleigh
Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw!!!
12-18-2006 By Vickie Hockey
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-02-24 15:30:24
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