Frosty the Snowman was a happy horny soul
With a corncob pipe a vibrator nose and two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the Snowman is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow but I really know that he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that vibrator nose he had
For when I turned it on, he wanted me pretty bad
Oh Frosty the Snowman was as live as he could be
And let me say he laughs and likes foreplay just the same as you and me
Humpety hump hump, humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump, humpety hump hump
He chased me all over the snow
Frosty the Snowman knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's make out and we'll have some fun now before I melt away
Down through the town with his vibrator nose on high
He chased me here and there all around that night
Saying I'll catch you if I can
I led him down the streets of town right to the city cop
And I finally took a breath when I heard him holler stop
Frosty got cuffed and the city cop took his vibrator nose away
He waved goodbye sayin ya better watch out I'll be back again someday
12-22-2006 By Vickie Hockey
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-02-24 15:12:51
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