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Clueless : Funny Poetry

written by Poet : Cheylinn1


I woke up in a really good mood,

was calm and collected all day;

then hubby came home from work,

that's when things went astray.


First he took over the remote control,

while I was in the middle of a show;

and he began to spin the channels,

like a sled out of control in the snow.


Then he dirtied every dish in the house,

while making a snack before bed;

as I'm weighing the pros and cons of prison,

like a calculator in my head.


If I murdered him rather than married,

I'd have done twenty with good time;

instead I've put in thirty five years,

and hubby dearest is all mine.


With my blood pressure rising like the mercury,

my head spinning like a top and seeing red;

he looks at me completely puzzled and says,

:Was it something that I said?"


Cheylin

(c) 2001

Originally Posted On Site: 2007-11-02 04:00:53
Last Login: 06.06.08


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