I woke up in a really good mood,
was calm and collected all day;
then hubby came home from work,
that's when things went astray.
First he took over the remote control,
while I was in the middle of a show;
and he began to spin the channels,
like a sled out of control in the snow.
Then he dirtied every dish in the house,
while making a snack before bed;
as I'm weighing the pros and cons of prison,
like a calculator in my head.
If I murdered him rather than married,
I'd have done twenty with good time;
instead I've put in thirty five years,
and hubby dearest is all mine.
With my blood pressure rising like the mercury,
my head spinning like a top and seeing red;
he looks at me completely puzzled and says,
:Was it something that I said?"
Cheylin
(c) 2001
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-11-02 04:00:53
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