For the babyboomers, here is the url to Chicken Fat and for those who
never had to exercise to the song, feel sorry for those of us who did.
www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/robertpreston.mp3
Chicken Fat
Exercise she says, I vaguely remember that,
ugly gym clothes and that damn song Chicken Fat.
I remember the line "Chicken Fat go away",
while dropping to the floor to do sit ups each day.
Putting our left foot forward and marching in line,
with a Nazi gym teacher marking off time.
Doing sit ups and push ups and marching in place,
or jumping jacks with a rosy red face.
I don't like getting old, but me excerise?
Isn't there an easier way of reducing these thighs?
Me give up my pizza to eat rabbit food,
to forget my milk chocolate, can you imagine my mood?
Not me, no way, I'll be a fat granny,
one who is happy with my ample fanny.
With a spring in my step I'll go to the grave,
while enjoying each bite of the food that I crave.
Cheylin
(c) 2007
Originally Posted On Site: 2007-09-10 03:45:01
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